Who has the best doctor ever? Me, that's who!
He arrives in the office, my Rock Star Doctor who is handsome and used to have a shoulder length blunt haircut.....thus Rock Star! Anyhooo...he offered samples today of a new medicine that may work for me......
Doc: "....so just call us when you need more, and it'll be waiting for you up front."
Me: "...ooh...exciting...as if I had my very own supplier!!!"
Doc: "That could be arranged. We meet in a dark alley - I bring the drugs, you bring the cash....."
Me: "Ooohhhh...or one day, I could just drop off a present for you...."
Doc: "Orrrrrr we could meet at Starbucks and casually make the exchange..."
Me: "Right! Starbucks! A Starbucks gift card!"
Doc: (crashes back into reality with a thud) "Oh no. That's okay."
At least I got to meet with the nurse and be handed a plain paper bag with pills in it. HAHAHAHA.
Who's happy now?
