Two classmates re-connecting over lattes and discussing high school reunions:
HIM: "Let's see..graduate at 18, 10 year reunion at 28, so at the 15 year reunion we'll be 33."
HER: "33. What a SAD number.."
SILENCE "...I mean, people start DYING at 33."*
HIM: "Well yeah, you gotta factor in car accidents, ODs and all that..."
HIM (excited): "I cannot WAIT to pull up in my Rolls Royce and show them I'm NOT a loser!!"**
*Perchance was she thinking of Jesus dying at 33?
**Current Occupation: Playing video games full time at home.