While at a local wireless store, overheard this conversation:
"I'm sorry, ma'am. I do not know who your husband is."
"No, I do NOT know who your husband is."
"Yes, ma'am, I AM the assistant manager and I STILL do not know who your husband is!!!"
A few moments later, I glanced over at him just in time to see him scratching his beard with the stylus that accompanies the bank card machine at the counter...and I mean T-H-O-R-O-U-G-H-L-Y.
Note to self: Use own stylus and do not call up complete strangers asking if they know your husband.
