My radio station's morning show was about embarrassing moments today, so I called in with a story of my own. I tried unsuccessfully to cram a two minute story into two and a half seconds, and had the following dialogue:
Announcer (A): Good MORNING, Life1025!!!
S: Hello? I have an embarrassing story.
A: What's your name???
S: Sunny
A: Well, SUNNY, what's your story????
S: I once went to a BASEBALL GAME? and I didn't know ANYONE? I bought a ticket from SOMEONE I DIDN'T KNOW???? and a foul ball was HIT?? and I stood UP! and I REALIZED that people around me WEREN'T STANDING and that I WAS REACHING FOR A WHITE MOON ON A DARK NIGHT.
*silence*
*crickets chirping*
S: and I LEFT A FEW MINUTES LATER!
A: (clears throat)..okay, Sunny, thanks for sharing your stoCLICK
